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Re: Dingleland

Post by ALAN SIMPER » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:04 pm

Mr Keller,

Sweden or Norway, its still not Costa Rica,
as for swapping with Rod Stewart, i could never sing that badly
your even trying to nick a song of the Israelis :) :) :) :)

Scott Parker as the Dingle captain, now that is showing the world a lot of intent, or is that an Arry, Ray winstone or Danny Dyer appointment.


Phil, maybe we all need to check our spelling. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Re: Dingleland

Post by Phil(Quassie)Baldwin » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:33 pm

Al

The poem was inspired by the apocryphal story that a young Jesus, accompanied by his uncle Joseph of Arimathea, travelled to the area that is now England and visited Glastonbury during Jesus' lost years.

And so the festival came to pass. Much music and frivolity was seen there so Jesus when he came down skedadlled back home.

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Re: Dingleland

Post by ALAN SIMPER » Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:55 pm

Phil,
very knowledgeable.

he must have come down from Scotland then, because God lives there. :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Dingleland

Post by Phil(Quassie)Baldwin » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:20 pm

When he got home he went to his father and said Hey man God dude been to a fantastic party I met two cousins there staring longingly at a structure that had 2 uprights and a crossbar where a fishing net was drying.

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Re: Dingleland

Post by ALAN SIMPER » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:00 am

well done to that annoying Dingleland band, 2 new tunes last night instead of the dambusters,

when the saints go marching in, an all time English classic, which no doubt pleased the Southampton fans in the crowd, and one i have never heard before which sounded like they were making it up as they went along, then they didn,t know how to end it, last night of the proms here we come :D :D :D :D :D

on the pitch, well good job Holland treated it like a friendly, Scott Parker, he would make Peter Reid look quick.

time for the platinum generation.
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Re: Dingleland

Post by PINKY » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:10 am

Al,
you are such a jealous person. our young lions played ok, the band played at least 3 tunes i knew.
we nearly beat the world cup number 2 team in a friendly, no complaints.
the goalposts were left intact, the grass was not torn up and no sign of rod stewart... :D ...a result.
jock stick to curling.
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Re: Dingleland

Post by ALAN SIMPER » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:33 am

Pinky,

you nearly beat the world cup finalists, were you watching the same game :?: :?: :?: :?: you couldn,t beat an egg.

please name me the 3 tunes, i am dying to know what they were.

so are you saying this new breed is called the young lions and not the platinum generation :D :D :D :D
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Re: Dingleland

Post by 27 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:49 am

Al.

Is Scottish football that bad you have to spend your time watching England and picking faults with the tunes played. :?: :?: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Dingleland

Post by ALAN SIMPER » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:03 am

27,

yes it is,
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Re: Dingleland

Post by PINKY » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:06 pm

Saints go marching in
dambusters
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Re: Dingleland

Post by Paul Keller » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:31 pm

Gentlemen !
Mr Simper ! Wales losing to Costa Rica must have made you feel better and less embarrassed !
As for the match, yeah the score was flattering to us, made me wonder what Hunterlaar might have done had he played 90mins !
As for singing badly ?
Not that badly when you look at his bank account !
Then it's Trooper this, an Trooper that
And Trooper how's yer soul?
But it's "Hawks are bloody 'ero's"
When the tanks began to roll!

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Re: Dingleland

Post by ALAN SIMPER » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:54 am

the Dingles,

after the failures of the platinum, gold and whatever generations, they are now introducing the same tactics as the cricket team with the introduction of foreigners into their ranks, Zaha is from the Ivory coast, Sterling is Jamaican and they are getting clearance for Jenkinson from Finland. what is this team called the multi - national generation :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

smacks of desperation.
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Re: Dingleland

Post by Paul Keller » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:20 pm

Says he of a nation who have been recruiting anything with the slightest tinge of a thistle up his ar** since at least the mid 70's, Bruce Rioch, Bob Wilson to name but two and when it came to recruiting Englishmen, don't even go there as far as Rangers are concerned when Sourpuss was in charge !!!
Even certain fans of yours are English by birth !!!
Rod Stewart ????? :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Dingleland

Post by ALAN SIMPER » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:36 pm

Mr Keller,

i have told you before about Rod Stewart, he is just a cockney spiv, no scottish fans i know want him, and Rangers are not an international team, unless you think so in Kellerworld, where most of your football observations come from :D :D :D
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Re: Dingleland

Post by Phil(Quassie)Baldwin » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:07 pm

Paul

Much as I hate to say it but I think you will find that Bob Wilson good though he was went for the Scotland job as he dident stand a chance of getting the place for England also I like Rod Stewart
Phil

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