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by Bill Bentley
Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: brilliant Bob
Replies: 5
Views: 68

Re: brilliant Bob

Recently at the international nautical observation and control centre, where a German officer was on duty, the following distress signal came in:

Mayday, Mayday, we are sinking.

The German officer replied "Wat R U sinking about" :lol:
by Bill Bentley
Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:05 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: TO ALL MEMBERS
Replies: 9
Views: 553

Re: TO ALL MEMBERS

Beggar, Arnie, you have blown my cover :wink: :wink: .

Lucky for some, I have long since promised myself to eat what I kill and, other than biting my nails, I have no tendencies towards cannibalism. Though I can't speak for all of my friends ... so if the bad egg suddenly disappears :shock:
by Bill Bentley
Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: brilliant Bob
Replies: 5
Views: 68

Re: brilliant Bob

oh yes, dirty washing:

Three sets of undies hanging on the washing line, how can you recognise the German pair ?

Look for the Bizmark :lol:
by Bill Bentley
Sun Nov 17, 2019 4:49 pm
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: brilliant Bob
Replies: 5
Views: 68

Re: brilliant Bob

Bugger FB, we arre happy thanks to Bob & Co.!

Maybe some of those computer freaks will now find their way back to us ...
by Bill Bentley
Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:21 pm
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: brilliant Bob
Replies: 5
Views: 68

brilliant Bob

for weeks I have been unable to access Noahs ARC and so I feared that Bob's nightmare had come to haunt us all. Somebody had tried to ruin this wonderful site and more, the reunion, the accounts etc. etc. Then, all of a sudden it's back, here, as large as life. What could be more Regimental than sav...
by Bill Bentley
Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:45 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What a miserable state of affairs:
Replies: 3
Views: 220

What a miserable state of affairs:

What a miserable state of affairs: some cretin(s) have attacked our site, see Bobs 'To all members' post. What a miserable state of affairs: Parliament continues to render the government inoperable. What a miserable state of affairs: Spain continues to beat down citizens who voted for independence. ...
by Bill Bentley
Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:20 am
Forum: Announcements
Topic: TO ALL MEMBERS
Replies: 9
Views: 553

Re: TO ALL MEMBERS

Hi Bob,

anything that we can do to save the site and all it does, we shall.

Our blessing that we have you at the helm, I am useless with computers. I do have other qualities though and if I find out which low life cretins are aiming to injure our site and our reputation, they shall be most sorry !
by Bill Bentley
Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:31 pm
Forum: Messages of Condolence
Topic: Tommy Vale MBE
Replies: 3
Views: 203

Re: Tommy Vale MBE

I think, or perhaps I like to think, that I met a Major Vale, either in Tidworth or Herford. I can't say that I paid much attention back then. Having read Bob's comments above, my loss I should say ! Has it dawned on anybody else, 1938 ... throughout WWII, and being a Glider Pilot 1944 ... every bit...
by Bill Bentley
Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: There’s nout so queer as folk !
Replies: 16
Views: 657

Re: There’s nout so queer as folk !

Firstly, I have waited a few days to let King Hussar digest my bacon butties, I think the smell might attract me over to Leyland one fine day .... Tony, how could anybody not have noticed and I used to like the Beatles :oops:. I recall learning, in Belgium of all places, that during the Middle Ages ...
by Bill Bentley
Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:56 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ALL FORCES VETERANS IN THE LEYLAND AREA
Replies: 25
Views: 11345

Re: ALL FORCES VETERANS IN THE LEYLAND AREA

I can taste 'em from 'ere ...
by Bill Bentley
Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ALL FORCES VETERANS IN THE LEYLAND AREA
Replies: 25
Views: 11345

Re: ALL FORCES VETERANS IN THE LEYLAND AREA

Dear King of Hussars, whilst I wanted to press on with my own latest thread, I don't want to steal your thunder. What a smashing job you have done, for quite some time, promoting a local event in your own area, Leyland, well done ! And, just quickly looking back, also incited some lovely enjoyable b...
by Bill Bentley
Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:35 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: There’s nout so queer as folk !
Replies: 16
Views: 657

Re: There’s nout so queer as folk !

Thanks Arnie all our best to you and Brenda too ! John, I thought BoJo was upping the numbers by 20,000 :shock:. Not that I think that more bobbies is the answer. When I watch how the Spanish Police lash out at their peaceful protesters it really makes me ask myself: is this law and order ? Or is th...
by Bill Bentley
Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:23 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: There’s nout so queer as folk !
Replies: 16
Views: 657

Re: There’s nout so queer as folk !

Thanks for the good wishes Pinky, I know that Arnie also wanted to say that, but got overwhelmed thinking about Saint Greta. The simple fact is there is no longer any right way to do anything. Greta sailing to the US was a gag and probably a once in a lifetime experience she will not want to relive....
by Bill Bentley
Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:53 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: There’s nout so queer as folk !
Replies: 16
Views: 657

Re: There’s nout so queer as folk !

ear, ear, had a lot on my plate. Decided to sell our smallholding and go on the road for as long as we can. Amazing what one collects when one has loads of space. It hurts to let so much go ! Just waiting for a few formalities then we're off again. It's much later than we wanted so will be dashing t...
by Bill Bentley
Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:29 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: There’s nout so queer as folk !
Replies: 16
Views: 657

Re: There’s nout so queer as folk !

Arnie, Saint Greta might be (is) an odd kid and I'm glad that mine have turned out to be more moderate, but the message that she preaches is as near to the truth as can be. Yes, yes, all of the new taxes won't make anything better, that's just a scam to fill the plundered vaults, but you should not ...