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by mitch
Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?
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A young couple went to their local church and asked to join the congregation The vicar interviewed them, told them about the parish and then pointed out that it was a very strict church. That they would have to abstain from sex for a month, then return at which point they could join the congregation...
by mitch
Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:21 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?
Replies: 1518
Views: 337814

I went into the art shop in town this morning to get a couple of sketching pencils, as I made my selection the owner, a funny cove said to me.
"Do you know the difference between light and hard?"
As regards pencils I do know the difference. But his answer was. "You can sleep with the light on!"