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by southerngit
Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:12 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?
Replies: 1518
Views: 384936

Re: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?

Two scousers are on holiday in Amsterdam and visit a brothel-"have you got a fat,ginger bird with no teeth. a heroin addiction and a minge like a vandalised bus seat?"
"Well you boys are really kinky!" say the madam
"Are we f**k they reply!"
"We're looking for our mum."
by southerngit
Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:43 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Royal Marines
Replies: 3
Views: 2695

Re: Royal Marines

It's all up to the local authority as to any licences etc. that may be needed for charity collections. Under the Police, Factories, etc (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act 1916 and The Charitable Collections (Transitional Provisions) Order 1974, (London has it's own act) they can impose regulations for a...
by southerngit
Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:21 pm
Forum: National Arboretum
Topic: National Arboretum
Replies: 84
Views: 55703

Re: National Arboretum

The Army Air Corps have just dedicated the Corps Memorial at the Arboretum, but it was done with minimal notice to the Veterans, and was mainly an invited guest event (including some bereaved families) but this has not gone down well with the 'old boys' who were virtually unrepresented at the servic...
by southerngit
Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: GAS ATTACK SITE GUARD
Replies: 12
Views: 4427

Re: GAS ATTACK SITE GUARD

And didn't some one light a couple of CS tabs in Woolworths somewhere 'Oop Norf'?
by southerngit
Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:36 pm
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: NICKED PANZER
Replies: 17
Views: 5802

Re: NICKED PANZER

I knew I wasn't going daft, I remember one, I think it was the first one. Didn't they take out the tank gates on the way?
by southerngit
Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:34 pm
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: NICKED PANZER
Replies: 17
Views: 5802

NICKED PANZER

There is a thread on the AAC site about the tale of a squaddie nicking a Stalwart and trying to swim it across the channel. This has been told in more NAAFI's and messes than soft mick, but some one found an article in the 1964 'TIMES' which identifies the guy as a trooper of the 11th Hussars from H...
by southerngit
Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:12 pm
Forum: Where Is He Now ?
Topic: B Sqn '76 - 81
Replies: 12
Views: 11070

Re: B Sqn '76 - 81

It's good to see all the names from my time with the Hawks, and a for that 'photo, good god, how young were we then? I'm on 14/20 Facebook site as well, and would love to see any old photo's any one has, especially from NI? We are just having a dig out, and have a couple of boxes of photos I need to...
by southerngit
Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:14 pm
Forum: National Arboretum
Topic: National Arboretum
Replies: 84
Views: 55703

Re: National Arboretum

Would love to see the large slate memorial, but will support what ever we go for.
by southerngit
Wed May 01, 2013 10:46 pm
Forum: Regimental Chat
Topic: Reunion 17 - Weekends Don't get Better Than This!
Replies: 10
Views: 5582

Re: Reunion 17 - Weekends Don't get Better Than This!

Gutted we couldn't make this year our first reunion, but just lost my mum, so not the best time! Looks like every one had a fantastic time, so will make every effort to make 2014's bash!
by southerngit
Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:47 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Reunion 2013
Replies: 7
Views: 4108

Re: Reunion 2013

Looking at maybe making the run north for my first reunion this year, work permitting! What's the rig for the evening's, is the Gala night black tie? Is it 'accompanied' or stag? Finally, is there a guest list, nice to know if I'll know any one there, it has been a while???
by southerngit
Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:27 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: INTERSERVICE LINGO
Replies: 0
Views: 1987

INTERSERVICE LINGO

One reason why the armed services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. If you told the Royal Navy to "secure a building", they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Royal Marines would assault the...
by southerngit
Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Nightmare start
Replies: 20
Views: 6640

Re: Nightmare start

I'm a re-born biker, having got a 1000cc monster as part of my mid-life crisis/male menopause, and HATE pillocks like that that ride like a twat, then claim it was the other guys fault. I ride like an arse some times, we all do, but suck it up and admit you cocked up! Good luck, hope you get it thro...
by southerngit
Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:38 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?
Replies: 1518
Views: 384936

Re: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?

This is just to let you know that I'm back from the hospital. They think that I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovo, but at the moment it's hard to say :twisted:
by southerngit
Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:48 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?
Replies: 1518
Views: 384936

Re: IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?

The police came to my front door last night, holding a picture of my Wife. They said "Is this your Wife Sir?" Shocked, I answered "Yes!". They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident". I said "I know but she has a lovely personality !"
by southerngit
Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:41 pm
Forum: Where Is He Now ?
Topic: B Sqn '76 - 81
Replies: 12
Views: 11070

Re: B Sqn '76 - 81

Hell, that's a good start, Bulldog, Quassie & Sam! I'd almost forgotten the nick-name 'Cam' but it's nice to get a memory jog like that. I have some fond memories from my time with the 14/20 and still have a Chieftain as my screen saver :) I found my old '22B - The Night Hawks' sweat shirt from the ...