From our Karl down in Plymouth !
To the tune of "Is this the way to Amarillo ?"
"When the day is dawning !"
"On a Scousers sunday morning"
"How i long to be there"
"The bottom three is waiting for me there !"
"All across the city,"
"Na na na na naah,"
"Where i lay my hat !"
Na na na na naah
"They say thanks to Torres !"
"The useless Spanish t*** !"
"Is this the way to relegation ? "
"The laughing stock of the British nation !"
"Dreaming dreams of trips to Preston,"
"Days out in Scunthorpe, wait for me !"
Then it's Trooper this, an Trooper that
And Trooper how's yer soul?
But it's "Hawks are bloody 'ero's"
When the tanks began to roll!