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IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?

Postby Taff » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:56 pm

There are two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other;
You man the guns and I'll drive!
If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it's ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
And wait for supports like a soldier.
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier . . .

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goldfish jokes

Postby John Clements » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:26 pm

:lol: :lol: taff what a joke, where did that one come from? :lol: :lol:

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Postby Bob_H » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:13 pm

Taff - it's been a bit quiet on here post Reunion Euphoria - thanks for some great light relief. Any more like that one? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby sweetpea » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:57 pm

Bloody hope not :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Postby Phil(Quassie)Baldwin » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:12 am

Doubt it Goldfish only have a memory span of a few seconds how would they remember the sight picture.
Phil :wink:
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Postby Wanny » Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:16 pm

I always wondered what that smell was cominging from the turret!
I always assumed it was Bongo's feet!!!! :D
Wanny......................!

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Postby Phil(Quassie)Baldwin » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:46 pm

Wanny
It was his feet he had eaten the fish.
Phil
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Freaks Parkinson

Bongos Feet

Postby Freaks Parkinson » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:48 pm

Having had the good fortune to work with the Great Bongo Knowles (Well you never know he may have won the lottory!!!) I can definatley state those feet were vegie!.........judging by the amount of cheese between the toes!!!!!! :?

Anyway the joke dosnt work Wan, have you ever seen the experession on a Goldfishes face.........a born "Plank" if I ever saw one!!!!!!! :lol:

Keep the faith
Freaks

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Postby jonah » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:22 pm

Ok

Two parrots sitting on a perch. one says to the other "Can you smell fish?" :D

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Postby Shep » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:22 pm

[Liverpool Supporter in the Divorce Court
Judge :-Is it true you think more of Liverpool than your wife?
Scouser :- To be fair your Worship I think more of Manchester United than I do of her!!

Regards

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Postby Taff » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:59 pm

Ok, more :-

Two elephants walked over a cliff .......... Boom Boom!
If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it's ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
And wait for supports like a soldier.
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier . . .

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Postby rick aindow » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:21 am

2 nuns in a bath, one says "wears the soap? the other says "yes it does"!
:oops:
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Postby williamo » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:27 pm

rick aindow wrote:2 nuns in a bath, one says "wears the soap? the other says "yes it does"!
:oops:
:oops: Can some-one explain this one? perhaps it is a strange Czzie humour Rick has picked up? :D

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Postby Phil(Quassie)Baldwin » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:34 pm

Bill
Its a bit like the Priest who goes off to an out of the way hotel for a little illecit fun when he comes down for breakfast in the morning he bumps into the Bishop embarressed he blurts out Beutifull place isent it! yes the Bishop replied and so cunningly concealed.
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well I never

Postby Paul W. Baker » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:25 pm

Manager

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day."

Fish Cake

A guy goes into a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl.
He asks the assistant, "Do you do fishcakes?"
The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do"
The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish, it's his birthday next week"

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